Could it be a coffee stain?
Or perhaps a greasy rodent scratched his back on this crossmember?
According to our Bugeye forensics division, there’s more here than meets the eye. In fact, while I might have considered that neighborhood ragamuffins with dirty feet had been playing in this car, the marks on this cross member align a bit too coincidentally with the gauges above, and I am going with the theory that the car is the culprit.
This Bugeye (Stretch, one of two Bugeyes we lengthened five inches) is wetting his own pants.
These four speed transmissions are equipped with a tiny oil seal, which, when it fails, will allow oil to corkscrew out of your transmission until it reaches the gauge, at which point it hits the speedo and drips out around the knurled nut that holds the cable to the speedo, directly onto the carpet. Unless Jock (the owner) normally has greasy knees, he would otherwise notice a big spot on his pants from a leaking drive.
BTW, this is one more reason we like the GPS speedo alternative… no messy cable! And please go out to you classic British sportscar and massage the back of your gauges to check and see if they are oily and you are about to ruin your jeans, your carpet, or both! Perhaps metal threshold covers are in order (see below)! At least you can easily wipe up the drips!
But alas, a view under the dash on Stretch shows dry cables and no oil drips, so there goes that theory! The next plausible culprit is the last guy who filled the transmission! The transmission fill plug is suspiciously close to the inboard stain. Looks like someone failed funnel 101. Note, use a good funnel and lots of rags when you fill your tranmission from the cockpit!
Anyway, we’ll put in a new piece of red crossmember carpet to eradicate this stain.
And that concludes, this week’s episode of “The Bugeye Detective!”